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Old 10-11-2010, 10:36 PM   #1
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Gossip Minka Kelly: Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Minka Kelly: Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
by Ella Ngo - E! Online




It's a good day for Minka Kelly and her toned abs.

Esquire named the former Friday Night Lights actress (and girlfriend of Yankee Derek Jeter) the Sexiest Woman Alive in its November issue.

Not a bad year for Minka, who turned 30 in June and is feeling better than ever.

"I think it's the most exciting birthday I think I've ever had," the actress tells the mag. "I'm so excited to be a woman. Done with the twenties.

"I'm confident...in my skin, and I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff. It just feels nice to be at peace with yourself. I think my thirtieth birthday gave me permission to have all that."

Hmmm, the half-shirt and jeans on the cover are hot, but confidence is even sexier, right?

Do you agree with Esquire's pick for sexiest lady?
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:06 PM   #2
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I wanna eat blue cheese out of her ass
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:17 PM   #3
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And what's wrong with yellow cheese?

Hmmmmm?
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The stuff in a can?
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You got something against cans?
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:23 PM   #6
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I don't like cant's
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I don't like cant's


Why not?

What did can'ts ever do to you?
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:10 AM   #8
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Nothing, that's the problem
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What's the problem? Can't's do nothing?

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I'm more a fan of I can
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she needs some fuckin pies down her neck
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Old 10-12-2010, 02:11 AM   #12
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Can stuff meat in her hole
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she ain't the sexiest woman alive until I get to spell - hal was here - in jism across her teeth or forehead...
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she ain't the sexiest woman alive until I get to spell - hal was here - in jism across her teeth or forehead...


I think Derek Jeter would take issue with that.
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who hasn't he sprayed his seed on?
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