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10-22-2010, 05:37 PM
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| Post Whore  Join Date: Jul 2006
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|  Snooki: I Haven't Had Sex in 3 Months Snooki: I Haven't Had Sex in 3 Months Us Weekly  No lovin' for Snooki right now. Despite her hard-partying, the single Jersey Shore starlet, 22, revealed that she hasn't had sex in a while. During a Thursday radio appearance on Mojo in the Morning, Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) shrugged off rumors that she's pregnant. How can she be so sure she's not with child? "You have to have sex to get pregnant," Snooki quipped. The show's surprised hosts then asked the reality star about the last time she's gotten intimate with someone. She replied, "I couldn't even tell you...I think it's been about 90 days." Her last beau was Jeff Miranda, a 24-year-old Iraq war vet who clicked with her in early August at Seaside Heights, NJ hotspot Karma. |
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10-22-2010, 05:54 PM
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| mediocre supercomputer   Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: on the Discovery
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|  She can't remember the last time she had sex? EASY....look in the mirror and check for black eyes and bruises 
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10-22-2010, 06:25 PM
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| Fights Dirty   Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike
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| It has sex? Does National Geographic know?  |
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10-22-2010, 06:54 PM
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| Livin' in MadMax times!   Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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10-22-2010, 07:15 PM
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| Eats Grits Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: S Carolina
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| I haven't either but that's going to change in a few days! woo hooooooo |
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10-22-2010, 07:30 PM
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| Fights Dirty Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike
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You're going to get close to Snookie in the wild and film her having sex? | |
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10-22-2010, 07:37 PM
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| mediocre supercomputer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: on the Discovery
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and try and take it from above 
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10-22-2010, 08:08 PM
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| The Game Is A Foot!   Join Date: Jul 2006
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10-22-2010, 08:20 PM
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| Feel Good Poster   Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the World
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10-22-2010, 08:29 PM
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| mediocre supercomputer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: on the Discovery
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| I saw a vid from a couple of years ago with a slimmer Snooki tanning on the beach and her buddy was putting food on her butt and feeding the seagulls.... snooki actually looked a little hot in the vid  now flame me, I'm yours
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10-22-2010, 09:05 PM
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| Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC
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| Panada Bears are also too stupid to have sex and reproduce to save their own race. The difference is, pandas are cute and people don't dream of them going extinct at night. Alas this is the last Snookibeast on earth, take a good look children |
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10-22-2010, 09:11 PM
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| Banned for her Pleasure  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Just this side of the Event Horizon
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| Shit guys, I guess I'm gonna take one for the team...get the little Oompa Loompa to bend over, I'll hijack a bus and drive it straight up her troll ass...then we'll have to nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure! Wait, do they make bus-sized condoms? |
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10-22-2010, 09:24 PM
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| you're 'avin a giraffe!  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Little San Francisco, U.K.
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10-22-2010, 09:27 PM
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| Banned for her Pleasure Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Just this side of the Event Horizon
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10-22-2010, 09:31 PM
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| Winning!  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online
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| I love when fat bitches get asked if they are preggers |
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