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The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:04 AM

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:07 AM

Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor.

Personally I think she made the right decision.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:07 AM

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:08 AM

I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or foreplay, as she calls it.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:09 AM

Whitney Houston lived her life as I ski, face down in a pile of white powder.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:10 AM

What a traumatic time for Whitney Houston's family. They are going to needle the support they can get.

The Monk · 02-12-2012, 10:12 AM

Whitney Houston Found Dead.

Columbian economy collapses.

..................

With the sad news Whitney Houston has passed away, she will no doubt be forever remembered for her biggest hit.

Crack cocaine.

...................

Apparently Whitney Houston joined the underground music industry today. So many artists do that nowadays then you never hear of them again.

....................

Well, now Whitney Houston's dead, she can finally fulfil a dream of mine.

She can marry Gene Pitney.

Whitney Pitney. sorted

doenutts · 02-12-2012, 04:21 PM

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?

About 204 days

doenutts · 02-12-2012, 04:21 PM

Whitney Houston dying just proves that blacks and white don't mix.

morph000 · 02-14-2012, 10:28 AM

MUST...OFFEND....PEOPLE....MUST...OFFEND...PEOPLE. ...

The Monk · 02-15-2012, 10:42 AM

To all my beautiful friends, Happy Valentines Day!!!

.....And to all my fat, ugly ones, cheer the fuck up it's pancake day next week.

The Monk · 02-17-2012, 10:48 AM

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A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

The Monk · 02-17-2012, 10:49 AM

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti English slogans including 'death to all infidels' stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the accelerator and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself "That could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.

oi-you · 02-17-2012, 10:50 AM

Annual premature ejaculation society dinner and dance tonight. No dress code, just come in your pants

The Monk · 02-17-2012, 10:58 AM

-What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one.

-Large amount of prescription drugs found in Whitney's room... I bet Jacko's doctor is shitting himself.

-A back single mother overdoses... what's the big deal?

-Tragic news from the music industry "Justin Bieber still alive!"

-Charlie Sheen better die soon or heaven will run out of crack before he gets there.

-On the day that Whitney Houston died Bobby Brown still played a gig. I mean it's pretty disgusting... what kind of people pay to see Bobby Brown?

-Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad.

-Live from the Beverly Hills Hospital's Life Support Division: Whitney Houston Unplugged.

-Everyone seems so saddened by the death of Whitney Houston. What saddens me more is her greatest hits album will surely be out soon.

-It is such a shame to hear about Whitney Houston dying of a drug overdose. I was truly hoping that she died in a car crash while giving Mariah Carey and Celine Dion a lift.

-Yesterday I heard that the world had just lost a great asset to the music industry. One whom many referred to as 'The Queen of Pop' and I'd just like to take a moment and say we will miss her greatly. May Elton John rest in peace.

02-12-2012, 04:21 PM	#1703
doenutts Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 3,878	Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston? About 204 days __________________ Hey Mr Horse, why are you so sad? Is it because of the jockeys? I bet it's because of the jockeys Those damned jockeys, up to no good again I hate those goddamned jockeys Oh, it's not the jockeys? You're not a horse? Sorry My mistake Good day to you

02-12-2012, 04:21 PM	#1704
doenutts Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 3,878	Whitney Houston dying just proves that blacks and white don't mix. __________________ Hey Mr Horse, why are you so sad? Is it because of the jockeys? I bet it's because of the jockeys Those damned jockeys, up to no good again I hate those goddamned jockeys Oh, it's not the jockeys? You're not a horse? Sorry My mistake Good day to you

02-14-2012, 10:28 AM	#1705
morph000 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,438	MUST...OFFEND....PEOPLE....MUST...OFFEND...PEOPLE. ... Last edited by morph000 : 02-14-2012 at 10:53 AM.

02-17-2012, 10:50 AM	#1709
oi-you Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,828	Annual premature ejaculation society dinner and dance tonight. No dress code, just come in your pants __________________ "I'm not the sort of person to engage in cleverly sarcastic comments and smart one-liners, and even if I were I wouldn't waste one on you".

02-12-2012, 10:04 AM	#1696
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

02-12-2012, 10:07 AM	#1697
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision.

02-12-2012, 10:07 AM	#1698
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

02-12-2012, 10:08 AM	#1699
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it.

02-12-2012, 10:09 AM	#1700
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	Whitney Houston lived her life as I ski, face down in a pile of white powder.

02-12-2012, 10:10 AM	#1701
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	What a traumatic time for Whitney Houston's family. They are going to needle the support they can get.

02-12-2012, 10:12 AM	#1702
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	Whitney Houston Found Dead. Columbian economy collapses. .................. With the sad news Whitney Houston has passed away, she will no doubt be forever remembered for her biggest hit. Crack cocaine. ................... Apparently Whitney Houston joined the underground music industry today. So many artists do that nowadays then you never hear of them again. .................... Well, now Whitney Houston's dead, she can finally fulfil a dream of mine. She can marry Gene Pitney. Whitney Pitney. sorted

02-15-2012, 10:42 AM	#1706
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	To all my beautiful friends, Happy Valentines Day!!! .....And to all my fat, ugly ones, cheer the fuck up it's pancake day next week.

02-17-2012, 10:48 AM	#1707
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	- A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

02-17-2012, 10:49 AM	#1708
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti English slogans including 'death to all infidels' stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the accelerator and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself "That could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.

02-17-2012, 10:58 AM	#1710
The Monk Humble & Awesome Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 49,900	-What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one. -Large amount of prescription drugs found in Whitney's room... I bet Jacko's doctor is shitting himself. -A back single mother overdoses... what's the big deal? -Tragic news from the music industry "Justin Bieber still alive!" -Charlie Sheen better die soon or heaven will run out of crack before he gets there. -On the day that Whitney Houston died Bobby Brown still played a gig. I mean it's pretty disgusting... what kind of people pay to see Bobby Brown? -Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad. -Live from the Beverly Hills Hospital's Life Support Division: Whitney Houston Unplugged. -Everyone seems so saddened by the death of Whitney Houston. What saddens me more is her greatest hits album will surely be out soon. -It is such a shame to hear about Whitney Houston dying of a drug overdose. I was truly hoping that she died in a car crash while giving Mariah Carey and Celine Dion a lift. -Yesterday I heard that the world had just lost a great asset to the music industry. One whom many referred to as 'The Queen of Pop' and I'd just like to take a moment and say we will miss her greatly. May Elton John rest in peace.