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| The Game Is A Foot! ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006
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| A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall, the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around, and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" His wife said, crying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store!" He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."
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