Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: “You get out and check, you were driving.”
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

”You were driving; go and tell the farmer,” says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
”My god, what happened to you?” asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.”
”What on earth did you say to them?” asks Obama
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”I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, “I'm Barrack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass”.

Leggie declared a domestic terrorist and sent to a FEMA camp for slagging off Obama