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Old 12-18-2011, 08:58 PM   #1
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i dunno Anyone need five million US dollars only?

...if so, enjoy. I had this offer in my email today, but my generous nature forbids me from not sharing it with others. Maybe we can all have five million US dollars only.

FROM: MR FRED WILSON
BARCLAYS BANK PLC.
4 PERRY CLOSE LEKKI,
LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Attention: Beneficiary,

CHANGE OF BENEFICIARY

This is very urgent and an urgent attention is needed to this.

In our office today, was a present of One Mr. John T. Kehoe of 1200 Fitch Way, Sacramento, Ca. 95864 filing application contrary to your pending fund transfer.The above mentioned person visited this Bank yesterday with a power of attorney given in his favor by your good self, granting him the benefit to process and claim your inheritance of $5,000,000.00( Five Million United States Dollars Only) for personal reasons.

He further Stated that the online account be Terminated while the fund should be wired to his Bank account with Bank Of America, Routing Number 121000358.Our office have ask Mr. John T. Kehoe return back to the Bank within 48hours to enable us have a personal confirmation from you being hitherto the beneficiary.

We are sorry to have delayed your instruction in giving out this fund since we must adhere to the procedures of this honorable bank by making sure this request is verified and confirmed by the beneficiary and his existing attorney.

Your confirmation to the above will be appreciated. We look forward to hearing from you soon via this email ([email protected])

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Fred Wilson
Head of Operations.
Barclays Bank Plc
Tel: +234 70 5298 5445
CALL ME IMMEDIATELY.
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Old 12-18-2011, 09:20 PM   #2
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The above mentioned person visited this Bank yesterday with a power of attorney given in his favor by your good self, granting him the benefit to process and claim your inheritance of $5,000,000.00( Five Million United States Dollars Only) for personal reasons.
Happy to help!

First, Joey, I'll need your power of attorney to supercede his power of attorney, then I can proceed.

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Old 12-18-2011, 09:54 PM   #3
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Happy to help!

First, Joey, I'll need your power of attorney to supercede his power of attorney, then I can proceed.

I have like eight dollars to my name and none of that in banks. I should respond and set things up just to piss these guys off.
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #4
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It would cost them more than that, to clean you out!
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:24 AM   #5
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It would cost them more than that, to clean you out!
They can have my 0.00 balance. I'm cool like that.
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