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Old 02-17-2012, 06:13 AM   #1
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WINNING It's fun having a dirty mind

I was listening to one of my technicians the other day talking to our HSSE manager.

He says to her, "This is too small, we should get a much bigger one.". Of course i start lolling. She replies without missing a beat, "Yeah, i like the bigger ones any way.".Then i shout from my office, "Thats what she said!"

They didnt get it


PS. They were talking about firts aid boxes for site offices
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:06 AM   #2
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:37 PM   #3
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'I once saw the Virgin Mary in the shower but i didn't rub her off or anything'

Weird in so many ways, our receptionist having a blonde day
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no way she said that nemo!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm still never sure if half the things she says are deliberate to confuse us or she genuinely lives on a different planet to the rest of us
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My wife held a bag out to me today and asked me to drop an empty sandwich spread bottle. I kept it in my hand untill she yelled, 'Just put it in already!'.

Oh how i laughed
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My wife held a bag out to me today and asked me to drop an empty sandwich spread bottle. I kept it in my hand untill she yelled, 'Just put it in already!'.

Oh how i laughed
That's what she said!
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