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Old 02-10-2006, 07:15 AM   #1
 
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The Starship Enterprise

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before...

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Old 02-10-2006, 07:31 AM   #2
 
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Science officer's log stardate 23147.5

We are in desperate need of dilithium crystals.The crew is growing
more tired and irritable with each passing day.We have set course
to planet Ikanhookyaup 2, for replenishment of supplies.

Passage through the Noob Nebula is unavoidable as time has become
a factor...
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:35 AM   #3
 
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Long range sensors are picking up a craft approaching our stern
at a speed of warp factor 2.

It is mod-like in structure and has weapons armed.
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:45 AM   #4
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Pah.... you guys have a crappy ship. Now where's the Millenium Falcon parked?
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:53 AM   #5
 
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It has de-cloaked and seems hostile in nature.
Still closing fast on our stern, matching our course.
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Oi big ears.... what ya on about??
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:59 AM   #7
 
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He's trying to hail us Captain...
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Oi gayboys......
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:04 AM   #9
 
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*Jim...he knows about Rigel-4

Raising aft shields and powering weapons Captain.
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*cracks open a can of beer*

Weapons are no good against a drunk wolfy
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:15 AM   #11
 
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Taking evasive maneuvers...steady he's coming up our rear HARD!
Brace for impact!
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:16 AM   #12
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Woah woah I'm not going near any of your rears
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:28 AM   #13
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oh dear god... we have been invaded...
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Old 02-10-2006, 09:43 AM   #14
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Can I suggest that you do a surface scan for Klingons?
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:24 AM   #15
 
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Spock.

Are you out of your VULCAN MIND!
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