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![]() Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Enterprise
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| The Starship Enterprise To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before... ![]() |
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![]() Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Enterprise
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| Science officer's log stardate 23147.5 We are in desperate need of dilithium crystals.The crew is growing more tired and irritable with each passing day.We have set course to planet Ikanhookyaup 2, for replenishment of supplies. Passage through the Noob Nebula is unavoidable as time has become a factor... |
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![]() Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Enterprise
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| Long range sensors are picking up a craft approaching our stern at a speed of warp factor 2. It is mod-like in structure and has weapons armed. |
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| Super Moderator ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Deviantsville
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| Pah.... you guys have a crappy ship. Now where's the Millenium Falcon parked? |
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| It has de-cloaked and seems hostile in nature. Still closing fast on our stern, matching our course. |
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| Super Moderator ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Deviantsville
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| Oi big ears.... what ya on about?? |
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![]() Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Enterprise
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| He's trying to hail us Captain... |
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| Super Moderator ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Deviantsville
Posts: 30,048
| Oi gayboys...... |
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| | #9 |
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| *Jim...he knows about Rigel-4 Raising aft shields and powering weapons Captain. |
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| Super Moderator ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Deviantsville
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| *cracks open a can of beer* Weapons are no good against a drunk wolfy |
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| Taking evasive maneuvers...steady he's coming up our rear HARD! Brace for impact! |
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| Super Moderator ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Deviantsville
Posts: 30,048
| Woah woah I'm not going near any of your rears |
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| Retired Whore ![]() Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in the closet
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| oh dear god... we have been invaded... |
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| monkey toucher ![]() Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 44,968
| Can I suggest that you do a surface scan for Klingons? |
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![]() Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Staines. innit
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| Spock. Are you out of your VULCAN MIND! |
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